Huge Mouth
Can fit approximately one sandwich, three opinions, or an irresponsible amount of bait.
⚠️ CAUTION: EXTREMELY MOUTHY
He has great scales. Nice eyes. Questionable judgment. And absolutely zero indoor voice.
SPLASH!BLUB!
Some fish swim upstream. Big Mouth swims directly into problems with his mouth wide open. Scientists have studied him for years and have reached one conclusion: he really likes snacks.
His hobbies include chasing shiny things, judging fishermen, and pretending he totally meant to jump out of the water.
Can fit approximately one sandwich, three opinions, or an irresponsible amount of bait.
Beautiful. Reflective. Slightly judgmental. They have seen things you wouldn't believe.
Will turn a calm pond into an action movie in under four seconds.
I don't always bite.
But when I do, it's personal.
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